Hello, you have come to the castle of her royal highness, Queen Monika I of Planet Earth. Vegetarian banquet at 6, Supernatural marathon begins at 8 in the library. The gym and kitchens are open 24/7. Free wifi is available, password "alohamora". Enjoy your stay and I hope you have a lovely day!
last year this kid had some water damage on this math textbook and when he turned it in at the end of the year the teacher asked him how it had gotten it wet and he looked her straight in the eye and said “from my tears”